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Comment: 0,0:01:36.08,0:01:36.08,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,Signs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.72,0:01:49.93,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}In the end,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.93,0:01:54.48,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}my life will be over after tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.80,0:01:56.05,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I don't need it anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.66,0:02:00.67,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}When the day ends, I'll merely become trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.36,0:02:05.82,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I just want to be loved.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.40,0:02:08.82,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Would someone please find me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.91,0:02:11.35,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.29,0:02:16.01,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.01,0:02:17.36,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Please come again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.13,0:02:23.77,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You'll open wide for anyone as long as they have money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.77,0:02:26.10,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What a bad girl, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.10,0:02:28.89,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, where's my change!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.89,0:02:30.36,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What the hell is this!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.36,0:02:31.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.06,0:02:57.19,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}God damn it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.19,0:03:01.41,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I bet that junk vending machine treated me like an idiot because I'm a virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.31,0:03:09.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm Daichi Kakeru, and I'm sixteen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.51,0:03:12.97,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I've lived without a girlfriend for sixteen whole years!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.75,0:03:21.47,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If only a cute, gentle girl would drop onto my lap...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.64,0:03:43.34,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}My first kiss...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.22,0:03:46.22,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}...tasted like melon soda.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.67,0:03:54.14,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Can you feel it!? Your first kiss!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.71,0:04:17.04,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Was it you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:18.79,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You are...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.16,0:04:24.93,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.30,0:04:32.53,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why are you naked!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.81,0:04:34.63,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey! Where did you come from!?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.63,0:04:35.39,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.39,0:04:37.44,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Just now I kissed...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.10,0:04:41.77,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A girl came into a single guy's room.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.44,0:04:47.74,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A girl is in front of a guy who has never had a girlfriend...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.29,0:04:52.93,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.93,0:04:54.46,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This has to be a dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.99,0:04:56.40,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.40,0:04:57.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hurry and cover it up...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.32,0:05:10.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Although this is a dream, it's pretty rare to have a chance like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.23,0:05:14.73,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If I take the most effective course of action, it'll hurt my pride as a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.49,0:05:16.95,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I see! I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.95,0:05:19.54,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This doesn't feel like a dream at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.54,0:05:22.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Now, let me lick you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.74,0:05:25.45,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where should I start? Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.97,0:05:32.93,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.70,0:05:54.25,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Excuse me, Otoya-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.27,0:05:58.25,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I appreciate it, Airin-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.70,0:06:02.62,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's Kizaki. Please don't use my first name.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.93,0:06:07.82,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I've just confirmed a new steel Akikan has appeared.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.41,0:06:09.73,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.17,0:06:15.74,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It was seen in an apartment in the Hamachi ward belonging to a high school student.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.42,0:06:18.61,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A high school student?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.99,0:06:21.81,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Yes, his name is Daichi Kakeru.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.48,0:06:24.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Kakeru-kun, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.72,0:06:30.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Do you get it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.32,0:06:31.57,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.57,0:06:35.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I just threw compressed carbon dioxide gas at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.25,0:06:39.35,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Carbon dioxide gas? Compressed?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.35,0:06:41.26,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's Refreshing Beverage Magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.26,0:06:44.07,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Yes, I am a melon soda can.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.60,0:06:49.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I took my human form once you touched me with your lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.29,0:06:54.18,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}So you're my...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.35,0:06:57.09,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Okay, Miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.09,0:06:59.90,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Let me think this through calmly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.90,0:07:02.52,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Cover yourself first!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.81,0:07:04.52,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This is the situation now:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.52,0:07:08.38,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A mysterious girl suddenly appears in a single guy's room.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.38,0:07:10.11,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Wrong place!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.11,0:07:13.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Then, their lips meet.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.23,0:07:14.67,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Not there!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.67,0:07:19.20,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Finally, that girl says that she's a melon soda can.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.20,0:07:20.97,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What the hell are you doing!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.97,0:07:23.97,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}In other words, the truth behind this mystery is...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.97,0:07:27.12,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The naked detective Daichi Kakeru's conclusion is...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.12,0:07:28.00,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This is a dream!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.63,0:07:31.18,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The sixth sense of my loins tells me that this is a dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.18,0:07:32.68,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}H-Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.68,0:07:33.96,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What are these?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.96,0:07:36.18,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Do you collect empty cans?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.58,0:07:41.11,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Yeah, I collect rare cans and limited editions.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.62,0:07:45.29,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Oh, so you care about cans...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.10,0:07:47.44,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.44,0:07:48.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Aren't they aluminum cans!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.65,0:07:49.43,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.43,0:07:50.29,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That one, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.29,0:07:53.52,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm a steel can. Aluminum cans are...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.01,0:07:57.61,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's show time!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.27,0:08:01.91,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.91,0:08:08.14,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What the hell is wrong with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.86,0:08:12.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}This has to be a dream... a dream...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.59,0:08:11.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Dream, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.00,0:08:16.17,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Is it a dream...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.65,0:08:18.76,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}...now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.70,0:08:28.05,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}U-Unbelievable...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.05,0:08:30.14,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What sort of magic trick is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.14,0:08:31.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's not magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.59,0:08:33.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.66,0:08:34.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where are you hiding?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.83,0:08:35.76,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Under you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.76,0:08:37.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Look down.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.74,0:08:42.58,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I turn back into a can when you pull the tab on my ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.58,0:08:44.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.51,0:08:46.46,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where did she hide the speakers?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.46,0:08:47.86,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's not like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.86,0:08:49.62,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm speaking directly into your head.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.16,0:09:03.27,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Open the door, Daichi Kakeru-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.64,0:09:05.68,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You're not going to open it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.68,0:09:06.85,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I guess there's no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.85,0:09:08.58,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'll leave it to you, Airin-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.58,0:09:09.74,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's Kizaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.81,0:09:20.15,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What are you so afraid of, Kakeru-kun?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.45,0:09:23.21,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}My name is Otoya Hidehiko.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.21,0:09:27.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm a government official from the Ministry of the Economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.66,0:09:30.54,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}G-Government official...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.31,0:09:34.67,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.67,0:09:36.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}So you want to do that...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.66,0:09:40.17,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Are you provoking me right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.11,0:09:46.18,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}We're here to talk to you about you and your Akikan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.76,0:09:54.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The government is currently doing a study on cans turning into girls, commonly known as Akikans.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.14,0:09:58.09,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Otoya-san, he's not listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.59,0:10:04.06,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I guess it can't be helped.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.06,0:10:06.04,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I think I should deepen our friendship{\fscx300}-{\fscx100}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.04,0:10:07.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Please stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.51,0:10:08.84,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.84,0:10:15.84,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You just want to have him to yourself, then leave him wanting more, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.30,0:10:19.35,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'd never think of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.58,0:10:24.35,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Oh, so it's a virgin's silly{\fscx300}-{\fscx100}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.01,0:10:25.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That's not it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.85,0:10:32.40,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}We'll talk next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.40,0:10:33.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Please excuse us.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.37,0:10:40.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Who are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.51,0:10:44.25,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why must I have my purity taken from me before I lose my virginity?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.25,0:10:45.01,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Seriously...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.02,0:10:47.75,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.99,0:11:08.96,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If you want to drink me, tell me beforehand, idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.96,0:11:11.10,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The can turned into a girl again...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.88,0:11:14.02,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Is your name really Kakeru?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.02,0:11:15.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.78,0:11:19.44,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Kakeru, I'll be living here from now on.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.44,0:11:20.40,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.40,0:11:21.84,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's only normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.84,0:11:25.11,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Even though it was an accident, you are my owner now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.52,0:11:27.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Owner?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.31,0:11:29.12,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Do you have a problem with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.46,0:12:00.85,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Good morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.90,0:12:05.00,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Good morning, Kakeru-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.58,0:12:07.15,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Oh, it's Najimi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.45,0:12:08.70,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.70,0:12:10.25,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Are you troubled?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.25,0:12:12.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If that's the case, talk to me about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.32,0:12:13.16,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.46,0:12:17.36,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Because we're childhood friends...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.12,0:12:21.04,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Najimi, do you know what a guy's romance is?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.04,0:12:22.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A guy's romance?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.99,0:12:27.41,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It is to live together with and make love to a beautiful girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.31,0:12:32.87,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Does Kakeru-chan want to do it with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.17,0:12:39.15,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That is a guy's everlasting dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.15,0:12:41.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's the same as a parent teasing a child with a toy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.78,0:12:42.87,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Toy?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.51,0:12:46.70,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}But if it's Kakeru-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.70,0:12:53.76,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}But... But why is she not a normal human being!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.76,0:12:55.61,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Not normal?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.61,0:12:57.12,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Her face isn't bad, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.12,0:13:00.67,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}She's selfish, self-centered and violent!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.67,0:13:03.34,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That's mean, Kakeru-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.34,0:13:05.86,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm not like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.86,0:13:08.08,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm not violent!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.66,0:13:10.79,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, Tenkuuji's crying.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.85,0:13:13.97,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Did Daichi Kakeru force himself on her?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.97,0:13:15.46,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What a lowlife.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.46,0:13:18.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.03,0:13:22.07,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why did you make a girl cry?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.07,0:13:24.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.29,0:13:27.26,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.01,0:13:30.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's me! Gigolo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.32,0:13:31.98,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}We met yesterday!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.98,0:13:33.34,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Gigolo?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.91,0:13:38.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why does someone as plain and unremarkable as you have a French nickname?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.83,0:13:41.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Did you come up with it yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.13,0:13:43.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You gave it to me when we entered the school.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.78,0:13:46.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}My name is Amaji Gorou, that's why you called me Gigolo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.78,0:13:50.89,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Oh, Najimi is crying!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.89,0:13:52.42,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You just noticed?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.42,0:13:53.86,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why is she crying?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.64,0:14:00.20,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That card is...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.62,0:14:03.70,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A cursed card that could even cut through an adamantium sword.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.70,0:14:04.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's here...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.51,0:14:05.71,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}She's here!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.94,0:14:10.71,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The one who hates men but loves women, the witch resurrected into the present day!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.71,0:14:13.01,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Kochikaze Yurika!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.47,0:14:17.22,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Everything's fine now, Najimi.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.22,0:14:22.62,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'll help cleanse you from the two Campylobacters following you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.17,0:14:27.02,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What are you here for, Kochikaze!?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.02,0:14:28.73,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You too, what did you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.96,0:14:35.80,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You made my beautiful goddess who descended to the earth, Najimi, cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.07,0:14:37.92,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What is Kochikaze doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.92,0:14:41.56,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}As a witch, I will punish you, Daichi Kakeru.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.56,0:14:44.77,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Go rot with the devil in the depths of hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.77,0:14:53.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What were you thinking, idiot?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.91,0:14:56.82,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why didn't you drink me this the morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.82,0:15:00.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If you don't drink me, my existence will be meaningless, won't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.83,0:15:02.04,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.04,0:15:04.47,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I really do hear her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.47,0:15:07.07,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}But why a can? Why an inorganic object?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.52,0:15:11.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hurry up and drink me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.65,0:15:15.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Frankly, I'm very scared to drink you...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.92,0:15:22.59,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If my lips touches you, you'll become a girl again.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.56,0:15:28.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What are you doing, idiot!?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.03,0:15:30.11,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You have to drink from the can!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.11,0:15:31.39,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm a can!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.39,0:15:34.68,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If you use a cup, then what in the world am I here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.68,0:15:36.79,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Fine, stop shouting!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.27,0:15:41.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Well, I'm going to drink you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.32,0:15:57.00,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, you're acting strange...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.00,0:16:01.88,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}The juice is my life source, if it runs out...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.88,0:16:02.78,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Huh!?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.78,0:16:04.87,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Then why did you ask me to drink you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.87,0:16:11.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I exist for people to drink me, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.01,0:16:14.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Will you die if I drink all of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.23,0:16:17.82,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's all right, if you refill me with the same juice...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.82,0:16:19.01,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.27,0:16:22.16,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.16,0:16:23.51,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Please come again.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.16,0:16:26.81,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why am I worrying about her?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.19,0:16:28.86,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.86,0:16:30.28,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Please come again next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.93,0:16:41.38,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I bought it just for you, and you don't even thank me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.38,0:16:45.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Where have all the beautiful hearts of the Japanese gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.48,0:16:49.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}At these times, I can't stand not drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.03,0:16:53.10,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, why did buy that juice?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.10,0:16:56.02,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}How dare you drink some other juice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.02,0:16:59.37,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Do you want to be drunk by me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.17,0:17:06.19,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That must be it! Who wouldn't get sick of drinking melon soda all the time?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.19,0:17:07.49,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.54,0:17:13.16,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}H-Hey, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.16,0:17:14.63,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's obvious, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.63,0:17:16.52,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm going to throw them away!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.52,0:17:17.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.65,0:17:20.07,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That's my precious collection!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.07,0:17:23.57,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I can't forgive you for drinking some other juice!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.07,0:17:30.27,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Wait, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.16,0:17:33.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I can't stand you anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.13,0:17:34.70,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Stay in there for the rest of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.70,0:17:36.47,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Let me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.47,0:17:38.35,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Can you hear me, Kakeru!?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.10,0:17:42.32,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.32,0:17:44.69,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hurry up and let me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.69,0:17:46.36,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'll get lukewarm.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.36,0:17:48.06,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey, Kakeru?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.06,0:17:51.86,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'll forgive you if you let me out now, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.91,0:17:59.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Kakeru, let me out...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.31,0:18:00.87,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Drink me,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.87,0:18:02.40,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}please!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.24,0:18:19.13,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}So, have you thought about your actions?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.74,0:18:23.64,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You have to realize that I am your master.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.64,0:18:27.47,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Serve me as a maid forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.91,0:18:32.63,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.38,0:18:49.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That tasted a bit flat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.31,0:18:50.69,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It was warm, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.19,0:18:54.11,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.11,0:18:55.15,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.15,0:18:55.76,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.24,0:19:03.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Wasn't there some juice left?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.66,0:19:05.80,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}But why isn't she moving?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.80,0:19:07.57,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Is it because she's gone flat?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.57,0:19:08.25,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.67,0:19:32.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.84,0:19:40.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.84,0:19:46.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What were you doing!?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.31,0:19:48.66,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What was I doing? CPR.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.25,0:19:52.18,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You should have just exchanged me for some new juice.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.50,0:19:53.28,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.28,0:19:54.99,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Idiot! Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.99,0:19:57.65,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I really can't believe it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.65,0:19:59.34,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Really... Really...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.53,0:20:01.79,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.69,0:20:04.19,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.19,0:20:06.63,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why did you save me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.48,0:20:08.60,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.03,0:20:12.41,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm just an empty can!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.41,0:20:15.53,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Once my juice is consumed, I'll get thrown away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.14,0:20:23.75,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'll become trash and get turned into scrap metal at a factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.13,0:20:26.75,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That's all I am...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.27,0:20:28.58,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I'm not going to throw you away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.65,0:20:31.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I mean, someone like you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.23,0:20:33.75,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}I couldn't just leave you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.75,0:20:35.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Kakeru...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.25,0:20:40.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Also, why would I throw away a girl as cute as you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.03,0:20:43.04,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}From now on, I'll train you to my liking!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.39,0:20:44.47,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Train?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.61,0:20:50.08,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Taming a wild horse is part of being a lady-killer.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.08,0:20:53.28,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}You'll have to listen to me from now on, little kitten.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.77,0:20:58.22,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}That hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.50,0:21:01.61,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Don't get the wrong idea, pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.61,0:21:03.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Wait, Cheesecake!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.03,0:21:04.59,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}What cheesecake?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.69,0:21:07.59,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Your name.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.59,0:21:10.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Incidentally, it's the name of the dog I had before.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.23,0:21:12.83,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Don't give me such a weird name.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.83,0:21:14.31,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}If you're going to give me one, you should...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.31,0:21:15.10,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.40,0:21:19.03,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}A melon soda can, thus, Melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.03,0:21:20.14,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}How about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.14,0:21:21.97,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}It's a cute name, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.86,0:21:23.92,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Melon?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.39,0:21:29.23,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Seems like you like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.23,0:21:32.22,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}From now on, you're Melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.22,0:21:36.12,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Melon-kun! Melon-san! Melon-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.91,0:21:38.84,Dialogue,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1}Idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.25,0:05:57.03,Note,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be1\fad(0,200)}Clock: I like men