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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.98,0:00:02.02,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.02,0:00:03.52,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Oomaeda-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.84,0:00:06.90,SUBS,Girls,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Oomaeda-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.32,0:00:10.99,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's what I call a miracle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.13,0:01:53.74,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid Soi Fon...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.53,0:02:04.60,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Was that just a dream?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.41,0:02:08.39,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Felt real good, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.80,0:02:11.23,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I should try to dream it one more time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.98,0:02:19.74,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Here I go...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.74,0:02:23.23,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Crap! I only meant to take a nap... how'd turn into three hours?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.23,0:02:24.74,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm such a moron!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.02,0:02:28.80,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,It's gonna be really bad if I bring down the holy wrath of Captain Soi Fon!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:31.59,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I've gotta get back real quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.59,0:02:56.36,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,I've got you now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.85,0:03:02.41,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Say your prayers, kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.05,0:03:17.74,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,A Shinigami? Why here of all places?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.98,0:03:22.22,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Just my luck to run into him while my body's incomplete...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.81,0:03:28.77,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Funny, I could've sworn there was a Hollow there...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.50,0:03:31.20,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.20,0:03:32.43,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.43,0:03:33.71,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Please wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.96,0:03:38.57,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for saving my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.79,0:03:41.24,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Who, me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.24,0:03:41.95,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.62,0:03:45.91,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,At least tell me your name, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.68,0:03:53.37,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm the Gotei 13's Second Squad...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.62,0:03:59.38,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Second Squad Captain!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.83,0:04:04.13,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Cap... tain... sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.70,0:04:07.54,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Crap, that just sorta slipped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.54,0:04:10.39,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever, it's only some random kid anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.41,0:04:22.80,SUBS,Man,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much for rescuing Ryuuzaburou, Captain-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.80,0:04:24.91,SUBS,Man,0000,0000,0000,,Please drink up, Captain-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.91,0:04:26.37,SUBS,Girls,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.37,0:04:27.83,SUBS,Kids,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.83,0:04:29.79,SUBS,Adults,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.04,0:04:34.63,SUBS,Background,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.63,0:04:35.75,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.49,0:04:38.14,SUBS,Man,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.01,0:04:42.61,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,That's me, Captain-sama! Ahahahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.94,0:04:45.37,SUBS,Man,0000,0000,0000,,{\move(640,639,640,688,1650,1950)}Everyone, go and bring more delicacies for Captain-sama to feast upon!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.25,0:04:50.98,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,You mean you really went all the way to the Hollow shrine and took its stone?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.98,0:04:52.10,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,You know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.82,0:04:55.56,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Here's proof that I took the dare!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.94,0:04:57.78,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,That's amazing...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.78,0:05:01.04,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,But, you got help from Captain-sama, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.04,0:05:02.03,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,That's cheating.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.35,0:05:06.82,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,No one said getting a little help was against the rules...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.36,0:05:09.14,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I feel good!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.14,0:05:11.21,SUBS,Older man,0000,0000,0000,,Come now, let's have another drink over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.21,0:05:11.90,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,You got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.90,0:05:13.00,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.99,0:05:16.93,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama, thanks so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.93,0:05:19.39,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama, you're our hero!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.39,0:05:22.05,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be just like you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.05,0:05:23.46,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Will you come visit us again?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.72,0:05:26.43,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Sure thing. I'll help you out anytime!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.78,0:05:28.39,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.95,0:05:30.86,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,No problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.90,0:05:44.00,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I can't eat any more...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.97,0:05:47.66,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,CRAP!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.66,0:05:50.57,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have time to loaf around in some little village!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.43,0:05:53.66,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,But it's all true...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.63,0:05:58.75,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I was busy saving this Ryuuzaburou kid from a Hollow...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.11,0:06:01.55,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, really, please trust me on this one...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.55,0:06:04.87,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'd never be late without a very good reason, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.87,0:06:07.51,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I sure didn't forget about my Vice-Captain duties or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.51,0:06:12.78,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,Not to worry. Your absence didn't make the tiniest bit of difference to anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.78,0:06:15.18,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,In some ways, that's even worse...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.22,0:06:21.76,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,For the time being, I'm putting you on fatigue duty. Redeem yourself by cleaning up Seireitei.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.33,0:06:23.15,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,On your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.37,0:06:29.15,SUBS,Oomada,0000,0000,0000,,You're kidding, right? Cleaning? On my own? I'm a Vice-Captain, you know! You can't just waste my skills like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.65,0:06:35.04,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,As I just told you, whether you're there or not makes no difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.00,0:06:38.96,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Right...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.00,0:06:44.92,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh... if you could make it here, Yoruichi-san, why'd I have to come too?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.92,0:06:46.52,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Now don't say that...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.52,0:06:48.51,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, it's not allowed?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.46,0:06:52.68,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,I just can't let ya in, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.15,0:06:59.14,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,Not that I wouldn't love to, but no one's allowed in without a Shinigami's permission.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.62,0:07:03.08,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be OK if you just talk to Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.08,0:07:05.11,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,We're Captain-sama's friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.63,0:07:09.30,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,Ya can say that as much as ya like, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.30,0:07:11.24,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Jidanbou!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.45,0:07:13.87,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Long time no see.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.58,0:07:16.46,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,Talk about a sight for sore eyes!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.46,0:07:18.19,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,If it ain't Ichigo!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.19,0:07:19.34,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.34,0:07:23.28,SUBS,Jidanbou,0000,0000,0000,,See, these kids want me to let 'em inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.28,0:07:25.83,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Please let us in!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.83,0:07:27.80,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,We're here to see Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.77,0:07:30.05,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.05,0:07:33.26,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama saved me from a Hollow!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.57,0:07:39.73,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,We all said thank you, but then Captain-sama disappeared all of a sudden...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.43,0:07:46.94,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Yoruichi-san, you think we can do something about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.84,0:07:52.86,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take responsibility for it, Jidanbou, so you can let them in.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.30,0:07:59.79,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,So who's this Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.79,0:08:02.77,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I never got the name...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.77,0:08:04.07,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.07,0:08:07.70,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, did anything about them stand out?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.70,0:08:10.16,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,You could say he was "built like a mountain..."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.16,0:08:11.84,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,And not just tough-looking, but really tall, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.26,0:08:14.63,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,And kind of intense!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.60,0:08:18.42,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Built like a mountain...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.42,0:08:20.08,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,And really tall...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.64,0:08:23.54,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,And kind of intense...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.65,0:08:28.98,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's Kenpachi?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.23,0:08:33.34,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,But Komamura's pretty intense too. Have you seen how he twitches his ears?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.34,0:08:37.95,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,That guy stands out more than enough already, though. All they'd have to say is "doglike."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.39,0:08:41.41,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,I think it was the "Second Squad Captain" or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.08,0:08:46.49,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,This sucks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.49,0:08:50.05,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I have to get stuck doing such a lousy job?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.08,0:08:54.44,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's Oomaeda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.44,0:08:56.97,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Perfect. We can ask him where Soi Fon is.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.76,0:09:00.22,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.43,0:09:05.14,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What are you guys doing here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.03,0:09:08.98,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama! Why'd you leave all of a sudden?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.98,0:09:12.11,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, uh, you see, the thing about that is...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.29,0:09:14.95,SUBS,Ichigo and Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Staaaare...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.37,0:09:22.01,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,What do I do?! I faked being a captain, I pigged out and drank so much...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.01,0:09:24.54,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,There's no turning back now...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.54,0:09:26.46,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Explain yourself, Oomaeda.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.37,0:09:30.58,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so your name is Oomaeda, Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.58,0:09:34.97,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,And you! How dare you address\NCaptain-sama by just his surname!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.97,0:09:35.92,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,That's just rude!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.24,0:09:39.97,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,He's Captain-sama? But Second Squad's captain is Soi{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.45,0:09:44.31,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Yoruichi-san, over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.97,0:09:50.77,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, and then this, that and the other...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.77,0:09:53.73,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,So that's why I really need you to help me out here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.03,0:09:56.00,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,But that would be lyin{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.00,0:09:57.18,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,All right, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.48,0:09:58.95,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Yoruichi-san?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.24,0:10:01.41,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you! I really owe you one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.73,0:10:05.05,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, but it sounds like so much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.67,0:10:07.41,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,That woman really worries me sometimes...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.48,0:10:10.08,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,Cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.63,0:10:13.44,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,You really live in such an amazing place, Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.44,0:10:15.55,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Of course he does, he's Captain-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.47,0:10:20.51,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Are you happy now? Now run along and go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.69,0:10:21.71,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,What's with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.71,0:10:25.50,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,We really wanna see more of where you work!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.50,0:10:28.02,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Is that not allowed, Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.02,0:10:33.98,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Of course it's allowed! By Captain-sama's authority, you can do anything you want here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.03,0:10:37.95,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,B-But...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.88,0:10:42.45,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, she's totally enjoying this...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.42,0:10:52.63,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,That looks like Madarame.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.95,0:10:55.05,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,And Ayasegawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.35,0:10:58.51,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the pains in the ass to run into...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.47,0:10:59.95,SUBS,Madarame/Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.95,0:11:00.83,SUBS,Madarame/Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Oomaeda. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.00,0:11:06.01,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it, you two!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.32,0:11:12.15,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Greet Captain Oomaeda properly!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.15,0:11:14.15,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What's this "greet" crap?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.45,0:11:15.50,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,No, stop, you fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.50,0:11:16.19,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Do it like this:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.19,0:11:17.88,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Attention!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.88,0:11:19.47,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.47,0:11:20.15,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Now you do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.71,0:11:24.03,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,What interesting things you say, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.03,0:11:27.58,SUBS,Madarame,0000,0000,0000,,You think it's all right to make fun of adults just cause you're kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.43,0:11:33.16,SUBS,Madarame,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Ichigo, what're{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.75,0:11:36.13,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,And there you have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.45,0:11:39.17,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,So the greeting's got to be right for his station.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.17,0:11:42.54,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if that's how it is... shall we, Ikkaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.97,0:11:47.96,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning, Captain Oomaeda-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.84,0:11:50.42,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I have to?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.42,0:11:52.56,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? It's good pay for an easy job.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.56,0:11:55.52,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Damn. This is really costing me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.85,0:11:58.26,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,You're not getting thirsty, are you, Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.26,0:12:00.90,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you two, go make some tea at once!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.00,0:12:03.32,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Tea, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.27,0:12:08.72,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Right away, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.72,0:12:11.30,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,You're a dead man, Oomaeda{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.31,0:12:11.30,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.65,0:12:15.53,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Now's my chance to get outta here{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.99,0:12:18.21,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Is something wrong, Captain-sama?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.21,0:12:20.17,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,You should wait for the tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.17,0:12:22.38,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really mind{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.38,0:12:23.38,SUBS,Matsumoto,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.83,0:12:25.34,SUBS,Matsumoto,0000,0000,0000,,Here is your tea, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.90,0:12:28.61,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing, Matsumoto?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.61,0:12:30.31,SUBS,Matsumoto,0000,0000,0000,,We heard from Yumichika.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.31,0:12:31.54,SUBS,Matsumoto,0000,0000,0000,,Right...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.54,0:12:32.31,SUBS,Matsumoto,0000,0000,0000,,girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.89,0:12:35.27,SUBS,Girls,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Oomaeda-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.27,0:12:39.85,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,All of you! Take Captain-sama somewhere he can relax!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.13,0:12:41.86,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,And treat him with the greatest care!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.86,0:12:43.65,SUBS,Girls,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.14,0:12:47.24,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hey, hang on, hang on now...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.04,0:12:56.77,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,They got my wallet, and my watch, and my ring, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.77,0:12:59.38,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,This whole thing is getting really expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.62,0:13:02.56,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,What exactly are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.66,0:13:05.51,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't doing nothing anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.04,0:13:19.36,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Soi Fon!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.92,0:13:23.32,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,I believe I told you that you were to clean Seireitei on your own until otherwise instructed.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.80,0:13:25.54,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well... you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.84,0:13:29.31,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,This is bad... really bad... "hope you reserved a plot at the cemetery" bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.93,0:13:34.80,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,I will ask you just one more time. What are you doing here, you scum?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.80,0:13:38.25,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,How insolent! Watch your tongue, woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.51,0:13:43.26,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,No, stop! Anyone but her!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.29,0:13:47.72,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,Just who do you think this great man is?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.42,0:13:52.68,SUBS,Boys,0000,0000,0000,,You have the honor of addressing the Second Squad Captain - Oomaeda-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.29,0:13:56.18,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Can you even call this a plot twist?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.80,0:14:02.86,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait to hear your explanation for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.90,0:14:04.94,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so screwed!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.17,0:14:10.57,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Farewell, peaceful days of Seireitei. Hello, unknown world.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.33,0:14:16.75,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I can't take it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.94,0:14:20.83,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,Please accept my most profound apologies, Captain Oomaeda-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.06,0:14:25.02,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,A miracle!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.02,0:14:26.18,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's what I call a miracle!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.18,0:14:27.76,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,My guardian angel must be working overtime!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.50,0:14:30.46,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Is this really a good idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.09,0:14:33.64,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,You should've been like that from the start!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.64,0:14:37.68,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Oomaeda-sama, please give orders to this foolish woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.01,0:14:44.15,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't I hear something earlier about cleaning up by yourself?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.65,0:14:47.53,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,This is all a big joke to her...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.96,0:14:59.87,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,What next?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.78,0:15:04.00,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.27,0:15:06.52,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Seconds!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.52,0:15:07.73,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,Right away, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.16,0:15:10.07,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.07,0:15:12.39,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Captain-sama's out of sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.46,0:15:16.22,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,What next?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.40,0:15:20.88,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess now you could...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.24,0:15:23.69,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Ohh, that's the spot, yeah, right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.69,0:15:25.92,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Harder!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.46,0:15:31.23,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,That was awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.94,0:15:35.87,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so glad we came to see him!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.87,0:15:40.71,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we're so lucky to make an amazing friend like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.94,0:15:44.42,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to that Oomaeda bastard, I feel totally humiliated!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.19,0:15:48.32,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,Like such a wimp could ever be captain!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.08,0:15:51.95,SUBS,Yumichika,0000,0000,0000,,However you look at it, it's just not him. I mean, his face is far too{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.95,0:15:53.36,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.95,0:15:53.36,SUBS,Ikkaku,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}He'll die for this...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.36,0:15:55.64,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,I guess it was all a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.89,0:15:58.35,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Ryuuzaburou! What's with this Captain-sama of yours?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.68,0:16:00.96,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,He's made fools out of all of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.96,0:16:02.60,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,And it's all your fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.10,0:16:14.87,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,This is it, then. Come by another time, and Captain-sama will look after you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.41,0:16:19.37,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Can't believe he's still saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.37,0:16:20.29,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, when it's all lies.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.55,0:16:27.52,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong, Ryuuzaburou? How about next time I teach you swordfighting?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.52,0:16:29.75,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,It'll make you really strong, like me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.46,0:16:32.73,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,What's with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.63,0:16:39.83,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,It was all a lie, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.85,0:16:51.69,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(0,930)}Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.80,0:16:59.29,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,I've been waiting for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.06,0:17:02.54,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Now you're gonna give it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.01,0:17:12.56,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,I've got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.56,0:17:15.80,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Now my powers are gonna come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.37,0:17:22.89,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,All that's left is to eat you up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.61,0:17:32.02,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Man...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.96,0:17:37.61,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,things just keep getting uglier.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.66,0:17:40.35,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Stay down.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.75,0:17:52.00,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,You moron... you think you're gonna catch me by moving at a snail's pace?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.80,0:18:02.31,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Bet ya didn't see that one coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.95,0:18:13.44,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,I might not be that fast myself, but with this tail I can bring any enemy to a screeching halt.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.89,0:18:19.86,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it! That bastard's managed to slow me down to a crawl!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.21,0:18:23.26,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,This is bad... pretty damn bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.19,0:18:26.29,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I need to call for help...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.16,0:18:33.76,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,What are they doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.62,0:18:41.30,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm... I'm a captain to them...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.99,0:18:46.49,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,If I was a captain... if I was a captain...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.54,0:18:57.41,SUBS,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Guess he's no good after all!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.15,0:19:04.52,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,I really was wrong about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.66,0:19:07.23,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,How were you wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.65,0:19:11.46,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, he's nothing like a captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.11,0:19:16.96,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,But he's still the one that saved you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.57,0:19:25.97,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Were you grateful for his rank as a captain, or for the fact that he rescued you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.64,0:19:32.59,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,This time, watch closely. This is your hero.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.36,0:19:40.95,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit... if they weren't watching, I'd have run away by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.95,0:19:44.87,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Not that I can now that I've been slowed down this much...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.07,0:19:47.20,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, if I can't run...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.75,0:19:50.01,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Giving up already?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.37,0:19:52.67,SUBS,Hollow,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's high time I ate you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.12,0:20:03.73,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,How'd ya like that? It's a taste of Gegetsuburi!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.74,0:20:09.43,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,縛道の二十一: 赤煙遁\NBakudou #21: Sekienton!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.74,0:20:09.43,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}(Way of Binding #21: Red Smoke Escape)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.85,0:20:17.62,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well? Bet you can't see me so well anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.22,0:20:21.03,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I can't see you either, but who cares!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.03,0:20:21.95,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Crush him!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.37,0:20:36.40,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Don't underestimate my awesomeness.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.70,0:20:44.35,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Mister Oomaeda.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.92,0:20:47.88,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Demoted all the way from Captain to Mister, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.88,0:20:50.72,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,Shouldn't have lied, then, should you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.32,0:20:53.20,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Guess you've got a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.20,0:20:54.62,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,But it's OK.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.98,0:20:59.23,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,They all say they want to become a strong Shinigami like you, Mister.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.47,0:21:04.32,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,And how about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.44,0:21:08.78,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna become a mighty Vice-Captain even stronger than you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.83,0:21:13.16,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I see, I see. Now go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.66,0:21:14.79,SUBS,Ryuuzaburou,0000,0000,0000,,See ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.65,0:21:23.92,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,I see you're glad this story has a happy ending, Oomaeda.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.65,0:21:26.08,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.34,0:21:29.89,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Well, time to go home and drink me some tea or some{\fscx250}-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.90,0:21:30.85,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Captain!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.81,0:21:33.68,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,Drink you some tea?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.35,0:21:40.52,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Please, dear God, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.87,0:21:40.52,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,This is all his own fault, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.52,0:21:42.32,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Aaargh, my groin!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.52,0:21:42.32,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, because you had nothing to do with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.42,0:21:46.51,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.93,0:23:24.47,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,That was kinda tiring. I'm going to go straight home, Yoruichi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.47,0:23:25.67,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Can you open a Senkai gate for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.67,0:23:26.59,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely not!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.59,0:23:27.63,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.63,0:23:30.10,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Because we're going to have a few more stories like that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.10,0:23:33.10,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Just give up quietly and let yourself be dragged into all sorts of trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.10,0:23:34.47,SUBS,Ichigo,0000,0000,0000,,Please have mercy!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.89,0:23:36.64,SUBS,Kon,0000,0000,0000,,Shinigami Illustrated Book!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.91,0:23:39.56,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'll never do it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.98,0:23:43.31,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think that's enough? "To err is human; to forgive, divine."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:43.65,0:23:45.02,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.61,0:23:46.79,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,As you say.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.79,0:23:47.87,SUBS,Oomaeda,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saved!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.87,0:23:50.78,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Then again, they also say "you reap what you sow."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.58,0:23:52.49,SUBS,Soi Fon,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.56,0:23:58.40,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,But what about, "let him who is without sin cast the first stone?"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.67,0:24:01.58,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.13,0:24:04.46,SUBS,Yoruichi,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't this the best?