1 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:10,030 Charady's dreams start to expand when it's bath time. 2 00:00:05,980 --> 00:00:10,030 BATH TIME no mi de CHARADY no yume ga fukuramu 3 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:12,630 Nervously, excitedly, messy, fizzy. 4 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:12,630 Bikubiku wakuwaku gushagusha shuwa shuwa 5 00:00:14,950 --> 00:00:16,020 Let's see... 6 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:17,780 Today's joke is: 7 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:21,580 Episode 2/365 8 00:00:17,780 --> 00:00:21,580 Wedding Anniversary 9 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:20,980 "Wedding Anniversary." 10 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:47,220 Excuse me, sir — what seems to be the problem? 11 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,390 Is there something wrong with your wine? 12 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:52,940 No, the wine's just fine. 13 00:00:54,970 --> 00:00:59,990 It's our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary and I've spent the whole day trying to get him out of bed! 14 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:08,850 Why did I end up marrying a guy like him? 15 00:01:09,430 --> 00:01:12,840 What on earth could have happened on a day you're meant to be celebrating? 16 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,780 Listen to my story. 17 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:19,030 Twenty years ago, on our fifth anniversary... 18 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:26,980 Darling! You haven't been paid much this month! 19 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:29,790 I can't buy new diamond earrings with this pittance! 20 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,910 You told me you wanted to go away somewhere, so I took some time off. 21 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:37,390 I hate men that just make excuses. Go out and work like a dog to make it up to me! 22 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,140 What's your problem? 23 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:43,250 E-Even if I earn a fortune, you're only going to spend it all! 24 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,600 You even bought a present for that young man you've been seeing! 25 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,710 A real man lets his wife spend all the money she wants. 26 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,100 Buffoon. 27 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,330 Good-for-nothing. 28 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,120 Couch potato. 29 00:01:56,670 --> 00:01:57,760 Nitwit. 30 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,570 Pushover. 31 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,440 I can't take this abuse every year! 32 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,570 In short, Mr. Lawyer, I'm considering killing my wife. 33 00:02:13,570 --> 00:02:17,530 If I killed my wife, how many years would they put me away for? 34 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,230 Let's see... 35 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:22,530 You'd be locked up for about twenty years. 36 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:24,600 T-Twenty years?! 37 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,230 That's what you'll get if you kill your wife. 38 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:38,040 In the end, I decided not to kill her. 39 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,380 That was a wise decision. 40 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:40,980 Wise?! Are you kidding me?! 41 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:41,970 Please calm down! 42 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:47,270 Even after twenty years, I still haven't been set free! 43 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,360 I guess prison and marriage both have the same twenty-year sentence, huh? 44 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,780 Ashita de jooku wo mouichidou 45 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,780 I'll tell you another joke tomorrow. 46 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,790 Nande mo nande mo atama ga masshiro ni 47 00:03:05,780 --> 00:03:08,790 But I get writer's block time and time again. 48 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:11,870 Warai de tsunagaru seiki ni 49 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:11,870 Let's laugh and head towards the next century. 50 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:17,390 Kakusu mono wa nani mo nai 51 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:17,390 There's nothing to hide. 52 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,420 Shuujitsu nara waraide tsutsunde kataru no 53 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:20,420 Laugh and laugh and include it in your conversations all week. 54 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:23,450 Jesus! Jesus! 55 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:26,310 Jooku nara korosarenai 56 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:26,310 Don't kill me if it's a joke. 57 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,230 Bang boom bang boom bang!