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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.94,0:00:03.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, all you viewers out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.91,0:00:07.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're watching Fairy Tail keep the room nice and bright,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.16,0:00:09.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and sit back from the screen, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.34,0:00:18.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Kingdom of Fiore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.01,0:00:22.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A world where magic is an integral part of people's lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.12,0:00:24.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,However...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.14,0:00:28.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What we will be presenting to you today is a very eerie magic... {The english on the flyer is a very very poor translation of what the narrator is saying, FYI.  For future reference: "The consciousness by which very weird magic and future 30 minutes are you leaves your form and the one I'll show this time is being in the weird magic.  As well as at the end of one day approaching and changing it, if the storm of the telephone occurs then of which I thought.}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:38.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For the next 30 minutes your mind will leave your body and head deep into this magic...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.66,0:00:36.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{Note: Not sure if you've figured this out from the manga, but the ancient text is a cipher for katakana.  Each character has two parts... the left part indicates the consonant "blank, k, s, h, etc..." and the right part the vowel "a i u e o", like hebrew}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.17,0:00:41.88,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, we can do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:44.91,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go for even more who-knows-what!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.91,0:00:50.42,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,The door to mystery is right in front of us
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.42,0:00:53.10,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole world's a wonderland
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.10,0:00:56.14,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,which we're already wondering!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.14,0:01:01.24,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,This excitement gets my heart racing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.24,0:01:02.57,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,It's wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.57,0:01:05.44,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Who am I, I wonder?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.44,0:01:08.24,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,What is real, I wonder?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.24,0:01:12.84,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't I see tomorrow, I wonder?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.97,0:01:19.07,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,The only part leveling up is my curiosity
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.07,0:01:24.90,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't just throw away our daily life together, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.59,0:01:32.59,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me! S. O. W.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.91,0:01:38.27,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Living itself will be our training!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.27,0:01:41.33,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,So, we can make it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.33,0:01:44.16,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's search for even more who-knows-what!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.16,0:01:49.82,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't be satisfied with just the normal answers
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.82,0:01:52.63,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,This magical wonder life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.63,0:01:55.45,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Our future is wondering!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.45,0:02:00.55,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll do our best living our life
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.55,0:02:02.59,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,the way we want to!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.64,0:02:05.88,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's wondering!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.86,0:02:12.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the master in?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.12,0:02:15.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back. How was the island?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.96,0:02:18.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you have a little swim in the ocean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.40,0:02:20.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't that kind of trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.56,0:02:23.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, Mira-san... Now is not the time...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.75,0:02:25.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is the master?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.11,0:02:29.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He had some kind of council something-or-other meeting, or whatever...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.12,0:02:31.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's been gone since yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.02,0:02:33.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're safe for now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.85,0:02:37.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! None of {\i1}that{\i0} until gramps gets back!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.01,0:02:41.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank goodness! We can put off staring into the gates of hell for a while longer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.92,0:02:44.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me what {\i1}that{\i0} is already!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.05,0:02:46.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna know so bad! It's freaking me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.02,0:02:48.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's even scarier when I don't know what it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.61,0:02:50.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Be quiet!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.89,0:02:53.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When will the master return?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.52,0:02:56.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It shouldn't be long now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.97,0:03:00.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When the master returns, I will immediately ask for his decision.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.23,0:03:03.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Going on an S class quest without permission is against the rules, period.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.52,0:03:05.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Be prepared for the consequences.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.11,0:03:09.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And what consequences should I be prepared for, exactly?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.74,0:03:12.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, too bad for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.33,0:03:18.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Although... It's one thing for Natsu and Gray to experience {\i1}that{\i0}, but for Lucy-chan it's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.39,0:03:21.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You poor thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.40,0:03:22.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.47,0:03:25.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you jerk! Whaddaya mean, "It's one thing for?" Huh, Wakaba?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.63,0:03:28.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Don't lump me in with Natsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.15,0:03:29.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And what do {\i1}you{\i0} mean by that, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.79,0:03:31.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly what I said!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.30,0:03:34.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You just don't take a hint, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.32,0:03:37.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A man takes responsibility for his actions. {I don't think Elfman (of all people) needs to go gender neutral.}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.31,0:03:40.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're men, right? Then show it. {I know he says "show me" but I was having trouble parsing what he wanted shown}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.42,0:03:44.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's mean! Why wasn't I put into the "it's one thing for" list?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.04,0:03:47.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And what is this "experience" anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.20,0:03:52.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Changeling!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.85,0:03:56.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a strange-looking request.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.02,0:03:59.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Natsu. Welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.81,0:04:01.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Loke.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.24,0:04:03.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, these characters are...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.22,0:04:04.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.45,0:04:06.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're back too, Lucy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.65,0:04:09.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah! Of course! I went with Natsu after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.39,0:04:11.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you so scared of me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.16,0:04:12.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, well, bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.60,0:04:13.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.51,0:04:16.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not the time or place!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.65,0:04:17.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Weak...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.99,0:04:20.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh, it's noisy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:22.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wizards are awesome, totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.21,0:04:23.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kiddin' me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.54,0:04:25.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Please figure out what this writing means."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.95,0:04:28.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"If you figure it out, I will present you with 500,000 jewel."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.68,0:04:31.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, awesome! It says its 500,000 jewel!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.00,0:04:31.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.05,0:04:33.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Figure out the meaning of some writing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.87,0:04:35.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a rare kind of request.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.60,0:04:37.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, isn't this ancient writing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.88,0:04:39.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the heck could read that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.91,0:04:42.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's a transliteration next to it into modern characters.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.32,0:04:44.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I said stop this, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.56,0:04:45.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! I can read that!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.84,0:04:47.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see here...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.26,0:04:50.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uugo deru rasuchi borokania" {since the writing is actually katakana, I think straight transliteration is best}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.98,0:04:54.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get this at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.27,0:05:00.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.25,0:05:05.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, some people get so terrified of punishment they'll sprout rainbows?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.92,0:05:07.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think that's it...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.53,0:05:12.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Groggy...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.50,0:05:15.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.65,0:05:18.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why's an ice-user cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.92,0:05:23.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck? My whole body is way too cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.74,0:05:26.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Something's... friggin' heavy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.92,0:05:29.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My chest area is like really, really heavy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.81,0:05:31.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My back is killing me...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.62,0:05:32.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Lucy?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.93,0:05:34.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're speaking way lower than usual...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.00,0:05:36.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.43,0:05:41.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Why was I on the ground?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.77,0:05:46.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And wait... Why am I standing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.00,0:05:53.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Natsu! Why did you run away when you saw my face?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.34,0:05:55.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with my voice?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.91,0:05:58.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,T-They're acting different than normal...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.97,0:06:01.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the world is all this ruckus?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.87,0:06:06.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Natsu, check it out! Wait, who's Natsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.94,0:06:08.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.24,0:06:10.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And man, why's it so dark in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.13,0:06:13.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got two neato boobs stuck to my chest! {Right}{kacchoi is a variant of kakkoi, right?}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.35,0:06:14.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.64,0:06:18.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Cease that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.79,0:06:21.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That didn't hurt much.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.31,0:06:25.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is the reason for this cat form?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:27.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... I truly am a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.36,0:06:29.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't remember requiping this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.06,0:06:32.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh, I can't drink in peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.45,0:06:34.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Magic is so cool, totally!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.44,0:06:35.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're kidding me...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.49,0:06:37.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the world is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.21,0:06:38.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so damn cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.78,0:06:41.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And why is there someone here that looks just like me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.85,0:06:43.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What are you talkin' about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.21,0:06:44.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't you realized yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.14,0:06:49.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our minds and bodies have... switched places!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.59,0:06:53.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, Happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.22,0:06:55.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Erza!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.31,0:06:58.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Happy! You're so mean, Loke...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.60,0:06:59.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Be quiet!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.79,0:07:00.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Which means...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.72,0:07:02.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Natsu and Loke...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.02,0:07:03.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gray and Lucy...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.78,0:07:07.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And worst of all, Happy and I have switched places! {Didn't you ever get chewed out from your grade-school English teacher for the "me and somebody" construction? You're supposed to put yourself last in any list of people, and you have to used the correct pronoun for its position (subject or direct object). This construction is fine for Natsu, but seems very wrong for Erza.}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.05,0:07:11.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, "worst of all?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.59,0:07:14.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Magical words of ancient Umpera-ese.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.52,0:07:17.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You have activated Changeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.08,0:07:18.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.33,0:07:19.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gramps!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.76,0:07:21.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That request is the cause.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.80,0:07:27.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you read that spell, the people nearby swap minds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.80,0:07:30.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That is Changeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.56,0:07:31.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Changeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.99,0:07:33.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're Natsu, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.56,0:07:34.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.36,0:07:36.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell have you done?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.97,0:07:38.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't ask me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.38,0:07:40.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All I did was try and read the request a little!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.10,0:07:42.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And would someone turn on the lights?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.52,0:07:44.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough, Lucy!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.11,0:07:45.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean Gray.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.23,0:07:48.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not just your minds that swap...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.91,0:07:51.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your magic swaps as well. {Actually, no it didn't. It stayed with the bodies. But the line isn't mistranslated -- it was just wrong in the original.}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.31,0:07:56.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hot...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.35,0:07:59.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like there's boiling magma in my stomach... {added the boiling for clichedness}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.63,0:08:03.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, how about you and I go out for dinner sometime?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.41,0:08:09.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.80,0:08:11.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And one last thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.85,0:08:18.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't undo the spell within 30 minutes of activation...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.28,0:08:21.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You will {\i1}never{\i0} be able to return to normal. {The not/forever wording was awkward}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.28,0:08:23.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or so the legend goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.53,0:08:28.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How long has it been since then?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.26,0:08:28.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,16 minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.02,0:08:30.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you have 14 minutes left. {What's cool about this episode is that the rest of it is in real time.  Ala 24! Sorta.  There's about 13:30 seconds left in the episode exactly at this point}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:37.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gramps! What's the spell to return us to normal?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.30,0:08:39.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it is an ancient magic...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.73,0:08:42.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When it comes to something this old...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.90,0:08:43.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no clue!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.76,0:08:49.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was so looking forward to punishing you for going on that S class quest...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.39,0:08:51.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's out of the question now!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.85,0:08:54.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well! Give it your best shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.09,0:08:56.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.67,0:08:58.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.99,0:09:01.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,P-Please, don't do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.94,0:09:05.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see. Since that's Gray in there, he still has his stripping fetish.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.25,0:09:07.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.49,0:09:07.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.27,0:09:09.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.36,0:09:12.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This'll be fun! I wanna try!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.40,0:09:12.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.97,0:09:17.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Requip, requip! Look at me requip! {a bit non literal here to match the sing-songyness}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.08,0:09:32.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now {\i1}that's{\i0} something!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.55,0:09:35.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.65,0:09:41.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What has happened to my pride as an S class wizard?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.79,0:09:45.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? This is strange... I wanted to show people some cool armor, but this...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.79,0:09:50.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I get it! It's true we've swapped techniques, but now we're all crappy at them!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.55,0:09:51.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Loke!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.82,0:09:53.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Er, wait! The dude that's inside 'im.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.40,0:09:55.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't call me "the dude inside him!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.06,0:09:55.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.92,0:09:57.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is your magic anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.99,0:09:59.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.40,0:10:01.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of magic is it? Show it to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.60,0:10:03.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.84,0:10:05.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't feel anything. Nothing's happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.95,0:10:08.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I just feel sort of hazy... {Personally, I like "hazy" -- See Loke backstory in e-mail.}{Editor: Is there a better translation here? I know Loke is actual a Spirit but I don't know the circumstances exactly...}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.95,0:10:11.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is with this nervous feeling?! {Itchy sounds literal. I think nervous or irritated would be more in keeping with the fact that he can't get back to his world (see e-mail backstory if you haven't already)}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.95,0:10:14.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Somebody do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.82,0:10:16.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with that fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.22,0:10:17.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks more like drool...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.88,0:10:20.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, definitely quite crappy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.28,0:10:24.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see! So this is what it's like to fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.44,0:10:26.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, this is no time to be impressed!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.67,0:10:28.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have time to spare!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.54,0:10:30.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the world should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.81,0:10:35.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gray... I mean, Lucy... Ice is coming out of your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.00,0:10:38.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Eww! I hate this!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.16,0:10:40.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lu-chan, leave this to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.40,0:10:45.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.60,0:10:54.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.27,0:10:58.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With Team Shadow Gear here, we'll make sure to turn you back to normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.97,0:11:00.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Don't sweat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.96,0:11:03.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So without further ado, do it, Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.89,0:11:07.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, Levy is going to handle it herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.10,0:11:10.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Levy-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.03,0:11:12.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do my best for you, Lu-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.47,0:11:16.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be the first person to read your novel, 'kay, Lu-chan?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.23,0:11:18.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.94,0:11:22.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I know a thing or two about ancient writing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.95,0:11:26.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So first thing to do is examine the request carefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.00,0:11:28.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't have any time! Will you make it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.53,0:11:32.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, let's trust this to Levy! {is this a joke? :)}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.60,0:11:36.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I eating a fish?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.26,0:11:37.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.16,0:11:45.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Um... "Uugo deru..."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.96,0:11:48.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Only 10 minutes to go!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.35,0:11:50.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{this is a joke since Plue always says "pu" and this time says in "pu-pu-pu-pun" (which I presume is Plue-speak for "a to ju ppun") like, "juppun"... I think ignoring the line and not subbing it is best... You can't rewrite something monosyllabic, so the only way to get the "joke" across would be a note...}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.32,0:11:53.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And wait! You can read the words safely, Levy?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.62,0:11:57.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's safe to read the ancient spell writing as long as it isn't read in order. {sono mama yomiagenakereba means to not read it as is, to which I interpret it to mean to keep from reading it in order}{I presume because it's already been activated once?}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.73,0:12:01.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no time! Ah, everything's so hazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.94,0:12:04.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't stand being like this forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.68,0:12:07.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I kind of like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.05,0:12:08.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,One more time!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.33,0:12:10.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Requip!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.33,0:12:10.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I said stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.04,0:12:15.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Levy-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.26,0:12:17.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you figured anything out?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.15,0:12:19.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.71,0:12:25.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see... So from now on I'll exist as an odd winged cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.80,0:12:28.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not odd!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.02,0:12:32.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.48,0:12:34.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so hazy...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.11,0:12:36.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Will I never be able to go out on a date again?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.64,0:12:38.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna switch bodies, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.54,0:12:41.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, you're Macao's son all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.40,0:12:44.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now calm down everyone! I'm still thinking!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.15,0:12:46.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Macao, the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.93,0:12:47.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Eight minutes to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.87,0:12:51.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess it's time to prepare for the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.54,0:12:53.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This can't be happening!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.95,0:12:59.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, go, Levy! {You know that Furee is a Japanese direct transliteration of Hurray, right?}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.48,0:13:01.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So they're nothing but a cheering squad?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.05,0:13:04.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Deru, deru..." Ah, that's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.22,0:13:06.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.58,0:13:12.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What'll we do if we stay like this forever?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.48,0:13:14.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, what'll we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.43,0:13:17.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You intend to go out and do jobs like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.69,0:13:21.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if we don't turn back, what choice do we have?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.32,0:13:24.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.07,0:13:27.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since no one'll know if I don't talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.70,0:13:31.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not the problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.21,0:13:32.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You hair-brained cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.59,0:13:35.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Forever like this? Nooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.62,0:13:40.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gray, er... Lucy! That's seriously gross, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.22,0:13:45.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't say!? It's not like ice is coming out of my mouth 'cause I want it to!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.27,0:13:48.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter Gray... I mean, Lucy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.33,0:13:53.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is bad. All of our skills have gotten really crappy now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.97,0:13:58.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if we go out on a job, we couldn't do it right!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.17,0:13:59.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Which means...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.51,0:14:00.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.50,0:14:01.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.74,0:14:04.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The weakest team in all of Fairy Tail! {Loke was never on their team...}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.56,0:14:06.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, Happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.34,0:14:07.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.13,0:14:08.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ice Make...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.93,0:14:11.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Something-or-other gate, I open thee!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.52,0:14:14.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Flying in the sky is a lot of fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.58,0:14:16.87,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Lame
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.87,0:14:20.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap! When you put it that way, we're screwed!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.66,0:14:25.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why couldn't I realize this basic fact earlier?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.07,0:14:27.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It must be because I've turned into a cat...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.98,0:14:32.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How cruel! Body-swapped Erza keeps insulting me! {I think this is a good translation.} {this is a little bit bleh translation for "ichiichi toge ga aru" but nothing reasonably natural is coming to me}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.00,0:14:40.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you just trying to do, Erza? Or I mean, Happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.79,0:14:46.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She said something awful to me, so I wanted to say "I'm out of here!" and tried to fly away...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.66,0:14:50.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't have wings... I don't have wings so I fell!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.33,0:14:53.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I am at fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.71,0:14:55.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm begging you, remove yourself-
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.82,0:14:57.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.84,0:15:00.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! You can undo the spell, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.43,0:15:01.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry, Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.91,0:15:08.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This ancient writing means "With this eternal swapping, may you be forever happy."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.38,0:15:10.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! Great going, Levy-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.58,0:15:14.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"With this eternal swapping, may you be forever happy."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.03,0:15:16.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.85,0:15:22.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I means that the people who have swapped bodies will live together in happiness for eternity!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.39,0:15:24.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, I'm so glad I figured it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.30,0:15:25.73,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Forever
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.74,0:15:29.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, doesn't that mean we'll stay like this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.97,0:15:33.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you only figured out what the request said, Levy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.42,0:15:35.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're right! What am I to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.23,0:15:40.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy-chan, we've got to undo the magic! There should be a way...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.25,0:15:44.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, like a hidden meaning or something! Try searching for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.46,0:15:45.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'll do my best!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.97,0:15:51.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Go, Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.10,0:15:53.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that cheering squad making things worse?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.98,0:15:56.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No! Fighting spirit is crucial!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.84,0:15:58.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to join them!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.32,0:16:03.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Go, Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.00,0:16:05.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No... I can't see any extra meaning this way...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.96,0:16:08.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not even making words!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.19,0:16:10.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,3 minutes left!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.37,0:16:12.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.30,0:16:14.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish, from now on, every day...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.16,0:16:19.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish in the morning, fish at noon, fish at night...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.91,0:16:23.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I'm a cat, is that what will be my happiness?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.47,0:16:26.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down Happy! I mean Erza!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.63,0:16:30.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Erza, I apologize for before. I was wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.35,0:16:32.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.35,0:16:35.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We shouldn't be fighting now, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.07,0:16:36.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's make up.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.56,0:16:39.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, you're right! I was wrong, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.51,0:16:44.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye! This is a make-up present!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.46,0:16:45.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.91,0:16:49.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Get a clue!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.80,0:16:50.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy, nothing yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.20,0:16:53.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh we're in trouble now... We're at the one minute mark!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.91,0:16:57.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why, you... You've been really damn amused by this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.76,0:16:59.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,T-That's not really...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.80,0:17:03.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a little more... I feel like I'm close...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.96,0:17:07.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can do it! You can do it, Levy!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.62,0:17:09.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're on fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.04,0:17:10.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He fits right in.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.68,0:17:13.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, still going at it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.03,0:17:15.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gramps, don't you remember anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.68,0:17:16.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At this rate, we'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.50,0:17:19.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.13,0:17:23.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing in particular.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.38,0:17:26.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not gonna make it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.05,0:17:30.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you, anything but that!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.43,0:17:31.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I give up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.57,0:17:35.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure how accurate this is, but 40 seconds to go! Probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.74,0:17:37.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, "probably?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.79,0:17:40.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I remembered something!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.25,0:17:41.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.43,0:17:45.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When undoing this magic, I think you can only do it one pair at a time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.93,0:17:49.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's impossible to do everyone at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.00,0:17:50.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.14,0:17:51.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,30 seconds left!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.33,0:17:52.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,About.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.28,0:17:53.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Which pair'll go first?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.94,0:17:56.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and Loke, of course! Right, Loke?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.33,0:17:56.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.18,0:18:00.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not on my life! We'll be going first!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.39,0:18:04.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! What'll happen to Fairy Tail if I stay like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.31,0:18:06.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy and I will go first!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.29,0:18:08.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind one way or the other.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.28,0:18:10.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't watch...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.44,0:18:13.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,People are scary creatures when cornered...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.42,0:18:15.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Coming up on 15 seconds!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.02,0:18:17.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.19,0:18:19.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,12, 11...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.45,0:18:20.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.68,0:18:23.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like this! Let me explain!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.50,0:18:25.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,9, 8...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.32,0:18:29.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy, save the explaining for later! Hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.34,0:18:30.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.27,0:18:31.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I go!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.76,0:18:34.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aruboroya tesura rugi gouu!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.20,0:18:36.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aruboroya tesura rugi gouu!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.45,0:18:38.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aruboroya tesura rugi gouu!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.75,0:18:41.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aruboroya tesura rugi gouu! {You might complain "But that's not just the original spell with the syllables reversed." Right. Levy says in a few lines that she might have made some mistakes...}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.18,0:19:08.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm back to normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.44,0:19:09.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Me, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.73,0:19:10.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.95,0:19:13.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're back to normal, stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.88,0:19:15.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy-chan, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.77,0:19:16.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.04,0:19:17.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.88,0:19:19.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The cheering squad works!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.51,0:19:22.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd you do it? Tell us!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.19,0:19:24.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The words by themselves didn't have any extra meaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.81,0:19:26.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So I tried reading them backwards.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.74,0:19:29.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't many characters in ancient writing,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.87,0:19:35.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,, so in order to express extra meaning, reading them backwards can activate a different effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.30,0:19:36.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.57,0:19:39.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When I read the spell in the opposite direction, the magic was lifted!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.90,0:19:42.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see! Thanks a bunch!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.56,0:19:44.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You saved us there, Levy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.28,0:19:46.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all for Lu-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.67,0:19:49.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not lifted!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.58,0:19:53.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Me, also! I'm still a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.29,0:19:55.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care one way or the other, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.02,0:20:02.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Too bad, but it seems the other two didn't make it under the time limit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.13,0:20:05.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no! W-W-What should we do?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.52,0:20:07.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy, try it again!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.09,0:20:11.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Maybe I didn't say it exactly right...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.81,0:20:15.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I'll be stuck like this forever?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.51,0:20:18.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I don't want to be drooling flames forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.79,0:20:22.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a nightmare! It must be!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.98,0:20:25.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Although I don't care either way!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.39,0:20:31.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, now... I'm sure there's got to be some other way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.25,0:20:36.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have I suddenly gotten shorter?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.80,0:20:39.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't mean... Mira-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.38,0:20:41.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gramps and Mira swapped bodies!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.99,0:20:44.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is one nice body!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.95,0:20:47.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything but that!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.35,0:20:49.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.69,0:20:52.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Men don't quit, got that Natsu?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.95,0:20:55.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck? My body smells like booze...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.92,0:20:59.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this? Why am I Elfman?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.75,0:21:02.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, I'm getting drunk {\i1}real{\i0} quick...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.40,0:21:05.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Droy...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.46,0:21:07.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, Jet?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.26,0:21:09.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We've swapped bodies!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.81,0:21:13.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that it matters with you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.49,0:21:18.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But seriously... This nice body is like a dream come true!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.06,0:21:20.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Levy, do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.62,0:21:31.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this is out of my league.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.36,0:21:34.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay! Everyone's switched places! How fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.88,0:21:37.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not something to be happy about!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.66,0:21:43.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This magic is not a fantasy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.51,0:21:50.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a magic that slightly upsets the balance of one's everyday existence...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.16,0:21:53.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And with that, until next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.33,0:21:55.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Change us back!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.43,0:21:57.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just going to end it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.16,0:21:58.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.16,0:21:58.90,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,That's All Folks
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.74,0:22:02.91,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry-go-round
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.91,0:22:05.94,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,I greet the morning,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.94,0:22:15.56,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,chasing after your profile left only in my revolving dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.19,0:22:27.94,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,You said, "I never want to see your face again," when you left me
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.94,0:22:32.87,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,But the tears on your cheek said it all
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.87,0:22:38.59,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time you felt like you'd be swallowed up in the waves of contradiction
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.59,0:22:45.47,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,you always held back your tears, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.47,0:22:56.49,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,"What a strong person," they said, but everyone overestimated you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.49,0:23:05.15,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,and before you knew it you lost sight of who you really are
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.15,0:23:09.33,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the sun I thought would always be near me collapsed
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.33,0:23:12.01,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,and the light shut off...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.01,0:23:16.16,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Rubbing out the truths and the lies of one day, altogether
Dialogue: 0,0:23:16.16,0:23:17.57,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry-go-round
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.57,0:23:20.42,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,I greet the morning,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.42,0:23:29.69,Song Subtitles,,0000,0000,0000,,still, ironically, chasing after your profile in my revolving dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.21,0:23:34.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Happy's Fairy Tail Lectures!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.10,0:23:39.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Today we'll be introducing all the people at Fairy Tail - Part 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.68,0:23:44.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The wizards in the guild pick whatever requests they want from the board and go do the jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.87,0:23:49.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Form a team with someone you're compatible with, and let's go out on an adventure!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.60,0:23:52.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Until next time!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.20,0:23:54.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stand, Bow, Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.77,0:24:00.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Erza was all panicking when she turned into you, Happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.18,0:24:03.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! And her flying skills needed work.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.20,0:24:07.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Makes me think of the time you were born, Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.01,0:24:07.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.74,0:24:13.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it was Erza on the inside, so she couldn't be 90% as cute as me.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.76,0:24:16.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: Natsu and the Dragon Egg!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.78,0:24:20.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you were a bit gross right when you were born, Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.47,0:24:22.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm sure I was cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.23,0:24:24.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. One of those cute 'n gross things.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.52,0:24:26.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,