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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.17,0:00:05.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Kingdom of Fiore...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.24,0:00:09.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A neutral country of 17 million people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.66,0:00:12.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a world of magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:15.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Magic is bought and sold there every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.95,0:00:18.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is an integral part of people's lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.96,0:00:23.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And there are those who use magic as their occupation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.65,0:00:27.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Those people are referred to as wizards.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.98,0:00:34.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The wizards belong to various guilds \Nand perform jobs on commission.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.49,0:00:38.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are a large number of guilds within the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.01,0:00:43.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And in a certain city there lies a certain guild.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.03,0:00:49.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A guild from which various legends were once born... Or \Nrather, will continue to be born long into the future...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.86,0:00:51.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And its name is:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.60,0:00:54.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fairy Tail!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.60,0:02:27.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Last time on Fairy Tail!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.89,0:02:31.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the request board where you can choose any job you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.29,0:02:33.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, it's the key for White Doggy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.29,0:02:36.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, if I don't do a job soon, I won't have anything to eat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.89,0:02:44.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Lucy, a wizard!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.50,0:02:50.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is the city of Magnolia, flourishing with magic and commerce since long ago!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.05,0:02:58.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kardia Cathedral rises above the city center, and a bit separated from it is the city's only guild, Fairy Tail! {edit: changed to suit the actual geography}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.15,0:03:02.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is the house where I live now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.43,0:03:04.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The rent's 70,000 jewel!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.24,0:03:06.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure found a good place.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.88,0:03:10.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's really spacious for 70,000 jewel, and it's got plenty of closets! {note: this is non-literal. lit is "storage space" but I think from Lucy's perspective she'd be talking about closet space here}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.63,0:03:15.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not to mention it has a slightly retro fireplace and a kitchen stove!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.55,0:03:17.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, the best part of all is...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.92,0:03:18.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.93,0:03:20.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...my room!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.62,0:03:22.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why the heck are you two here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.88,0:03:25.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause we heard from Mira that you'd picked out a place...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.77,0:03:26.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.65,0:03:27.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard, so you just barge in?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.83,0:03:30.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter how close friends we are, don't you understand the concept of common courtesy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.85,0:03:33.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You just committed breaking and entering!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.48,0:03:34.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a crime, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.58,0:03:36.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that hurts, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:38.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who's suffering here...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.99,0:03:40.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice room!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.28,0:03:42.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't sharpen your claws, you cat creature!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.66,0:03:43.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.51,0:03:46.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.03,0:03:47.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm curious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.61,0:03:48.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.53,0:03:51.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't you done enough? Go home already!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.78,0:03:53.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! I came to hang out!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.94,0:03:55.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe this guy... {this is totally non-literal (or rather, the literal meaning is only implied) but I can't think of a short enough way to express "chou katte"...= Super does-whatever-he-feels-like-without-concern-for-other's-wishes}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.63,0:04:00.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Infiltrate the Everlue Mansion!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.97,0:04:06.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I just moved in, so I don't have anything to entertain you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.13,0:04:07.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go home after you finish your tea, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.76,0:04:09.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She sure is cold-hearted...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.89,0:04:10.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.80,0:04:12.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Cold-hearted, you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.31,0:04:13.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.66,0:04:16.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Show me all those key guys you have, Lucy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.94,0:04:19.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not "key guys" they're Celestial Spirits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.60,0:04:23.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How many Celestial Spirits do you have contracts with, Lucy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.25,0:04:24.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Six!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.22,0:04:27.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,3 silver and 3 gold! {this is completely rewritten to provide useful information instead of the original Japanese grammer instruction that, frankly, is completely moot in translation.  This also links to the next explanation}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.50,0:04:30.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,These silver keys are the ones that are sold in stores.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.71,0:04:32.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Clock," Horologium.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.38,0:04:34.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Southern Cross," Crux.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.25,0:04:35.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Harp," Lyra.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.75,0:04:40.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the gold ones are super-rare keys that open the twelve Gates of the Zodiac.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.45,0:04:42.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Golden Bull," Taurus.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.09,0:04:43.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Water Bearer," Aquarius.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.87,0:04:45.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And "The Giant Crab," Cancer!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.50,0:04:47.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A crab?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.66,0:04:49.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crab!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.03,0:04:52.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There they go again zoning in on the weirdest parts...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.43,0:04:56.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I think about it, I still haven't made the contract with the key I bought at Halgeon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.74,0:05:01.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since you're here and all, I'll show the process a Celestial wizard goes through to make a contract with a Celestial Spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.32,0:05:04.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if she has to sign a blood pact?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.40,0:05:06.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds painful... for your butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.54,0:05:07.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are talking about my butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.91,0:05:10.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And you know I can hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.38,0:05:12.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, just watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.16,0:05:15.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I am linked to the path to the world of Celestial Spirits!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.58,0:05:19.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now! O Spirit, answer my call and pass through the Gate!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.92,0:05:26.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gate of Canis Minor, I open thee!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.56,0:05:27.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nicolas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.32,0:05:44.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.57,0:05:46.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't screw up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.46,0:05:50.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.12,0:05:51.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I-It is?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.86,0:05:56.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't take much magic power to open Nicolas's gate, so they're popular to keep as Spirit pets!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.17,0:06:00.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Natsu, this is clearly a case of human's pride. {the joke here is that they still think she's covering up for a mistake... I'm not sure it's so clear in translation but this might have to do}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.12,0:06:02.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Luigi is definitely a scary one...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.31,0:06:03.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Lucy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.77,0:06:05.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can {\i1}hear{i0} you...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.19,0:06:08.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let's move on to the contract.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.23,0:06:10.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How's Monday?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.10,0:06:13.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tuesday?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.89,0:06:16.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wednesday?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.16,0:06:17.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of basic, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.38,0:06:18.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.72,0:06:20.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, contract complete!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.61,0:06:23.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks pretty simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.20,0:06:23.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.96,0:06:26.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems that way, sure, but it's crucial.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.92,0:06:29.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Celestial wizards work by contract.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.15,0:06:32.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, promises are everything to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.14,0:06:35.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, there's no way I'll break a promise!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.52,0:06:36.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.04,0:06:38.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.27,0:06:39.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to decide on a name.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.96,0:06:41.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't it named Nicolas?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.43,0:06:43.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the name for the variety.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.42,0:06:44.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.42,0:06:45.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here, Plue!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.16,0:06:47.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Plue?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.40,0:06:49.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't the name sound cute?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.52,0:06:50.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, Plue?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.16,0:06:53.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure he likes it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.57,0:06:54.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course he does!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.77,0:06:57.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Plue's a "Lesser Dog" but he doesn't bark, does he?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.90,0:06:59.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.02,0:07:01.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like you meow, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.00,0:07:03.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder what it's trying to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.76,0:07:06.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Plue, right on, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.28,0:07:07.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They communicated!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.07,0:07:10.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.09,0:07:13.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've decided!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.02,0:07:14.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Join us and let's form a team!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.64,0:07:15.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.99,0:07:17.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A team?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.38,0:07:18.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.29,0:07:25.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone in the guild are allies, but the people who really get along well join together to form teams.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.64,0:07:29.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A request that might be difficult for one person can be handled easily by a team, see!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.46,0:07:30.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.55,0:07:31.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.01,0:07:35.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we're all set then!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.19,0:07:36.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Signed and sealed!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.67,0:07:37.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.80,0:07:39.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hurry up and do a job!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.96,0:07:41.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I already picked one out!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.93,0:07:43.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My, how hasty you are...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.41,0:07:44.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.98,0:07:47.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shirotsume town, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.04,0:07:47.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.81,0:07:52.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,200,000 jewel just for taking a single book from the mansion of this Duke Everlue person?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.85,0:07:54.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Isn't it a steal? {couldn't help myself}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.45,0:07:56.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Caution:
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.92,0:08:01.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a dirty old pervert and currently recruiting blond-haired maids.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.26,0:08:03.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lucy's blond, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.26,0:08:06.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get her to infiltrate the mansion dressed as a maid.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.04,0:08:09.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You planned this from the beginning!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.80,0:08:13.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So I hear those Celestial wizards never break their promises...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.15,0:08:14.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How impressive!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.43,0:08:16.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You tricked me, huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.47,0:08:17.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's practice time.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.62,0:08:20.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Try calling Happy "Master."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.37,0:08:21.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! Not to a cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.50,0:08:28.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did someone take that 200,000 jewel job for some book?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.52,0:08:31.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Natsu said he was gonna invite Lucy along with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.77,0:08:35.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww. That's what I get for hesitating.  {this is a bit non-literal...}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.03,0:08:38.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It might be better that you didn't go, Levy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.28,0:08:39.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.59,0:08:42.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since I just got a message from the client.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.71,0:08:44.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been canceled?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.27,0:08:49.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It seems the reward has been upped to 2,000,000 jewel!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.27,0:08:51.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,10 times more?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.39,0:08:53.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,2,000,000 jewel for a single book?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.94,0:08:56.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the kind of reward you get for subduing monsters! {He never actually says "monsters but you're right that monster fighting is usually called "subdue" on the request board, and that word is probably where it came from. I saw subjugation and suppression in my dictionary, so I assumed military. In retrospect, you may be right.}{I think the usual usage here is this... any advice?}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.39,0:08:58.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was it increased so suddenly...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.99,0:09:04.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems like it got pretty interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.71,0:09:06.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gray, look down. {edit: she was indicating that he was back down to his underpants again}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.59,0:09:13.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you having a comfortable ride, Master?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.70,0:09:16.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a match maid in hell... {sorry. I came up with other puns, but all were of the same quality.}{these are the best I could come up with... take your pick.  I'd rather avoid notes to explain horrid puns}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.34,0:09:19.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I'm the one that's playing the Master part!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.25,0:09:20.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, cat!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.96,0:09:22.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, Natsu...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.76,0:09:27.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you want to form a team with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.02,0:09:29.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause you're pretty sweet, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.43,0:09:32.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's trying to say he recognizes my skills...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.42,0:09:34.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're also pretty weird...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.01,0:09:36.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This{\i0} guy just called {\i1}me{\i0} weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.83,0:09:39.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, this is my first job, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.50,0:09:40.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna finish it up lickity split!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.80,0:09:43.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, didn't you dislike it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.56,0:09:45.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm up against a dirty old man!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.20,0:09:48.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I might not look it, but I'm just a little bit confident in my sex appeal. {edit: used the word "look" twice in the same line}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.44,0:09:52.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As a cat, I really can't tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.45,0:09:58.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this straight! Since you aren't gonna be involved, the reward split is 8 to 1 to 1!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.85,0:10:00.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure about just getting the 1 part, Lucy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.59,0:10:02.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the 8!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.60,0:10:04.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And then...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.83,0:10:07.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shirotsume Town.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.17,0:10:10.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm never riding a carriage again.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.17,0:10:11.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You say that every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.70,0:10:12.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, let's get something to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.98,0:10:14.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about you eat your own fire?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.83,0:10:16.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really are cold-hearted, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.90,0:10:19.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you eat Plue or that cow of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.63,0:10:21.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.43,0:10:23.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's the same as that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.11,0:10:26.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're saying you can't eat your own fire then, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.96,0:10:28.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.13,0:10:30.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.86,0:10:33.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You two go on ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.13,0:10:34.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.52,0:10:36.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd be more fun to all eat together.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.49,0:10:36.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.66,0:10:41.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's bring the fatty parts to Lucy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.02,0:10:43.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She looks like she likes the fatty parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.43,0:10:46.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since when did you decide I liked fatty foods?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.29,0:10:48.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lu...cy?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.79,0:10:52.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's true. I look good in anything, don't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.75,0:10:58.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you finished with your meal, Master?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.72,0:10:59.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are we going to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.79,0:11:02.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We were just joking, but she's really gone and done it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.65,0:11:05.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't tell her it was just a joke now, can we?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.26,0:11:06.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,M-Maybe we could just go for it like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.64,0:11:08.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can {\i1}hear{\i0} you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.32,0:11:13.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the client, Kaby Melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.05,0:11:14.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Melon?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.18,0:11:16.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You have one yummy name!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.17,0:11:18.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, that's rude of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.06,0:11:20.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I get that all the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.52,0:11:22.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've heard that name somewhere before...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.71,0:11:26.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then, let me tell you about this job.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.60,0:11:27.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.75,0:11:33.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My request is to destroy a book in the possession of Duke Everlue, Daybreak.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.15,0:11:35.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or burning it is fine, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.07,0:11:36.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Burning it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.51,0:11:38.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't I just burn down the whole mansion?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.56,0:11:39.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Piece of cake!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.60,0:11:42.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't! You'll get thrown in jail for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.21,0:11:43.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to know the reason...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.57,0:11:46.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who cares? It's 200,000!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.74,0:11:48.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's 2,000,000 jewel.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.91,0:11:50.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,2-2,000,000?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.93,0:11:53.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you weren't aware?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.35,0:11:55.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,2,000,000 divided by three is...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.73,0:11:58.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, I can't even do the math!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.86,0:12:00.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's simple!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.03,0:12:03.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I get 1,000,000, Natsu gets 1,000,000, and Lucy gets the rest!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.05,0:12:05.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Good thinking, Happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.60,0:12:06.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.16,0:12:08.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's none left for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.00,0:12:09.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, why?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.73,0:12:14.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to destroy that book no matter what.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.23,0:12:16.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I cannot allow that book to exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.63,0:12:21.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm all pumped up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.63,0:12:23.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go, Lucy!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.16,0:12:24.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.16,0:12:24.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.51,0:12:27.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daybreak...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.39,0:12:33.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a book that must be erased from this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.44,0:12:42.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Duke Everlue's Residence.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.87,0:12:45.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've come because I heard you were recruiting maids!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.53,0:12:47.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is anybody home?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.41,0:12:51.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the attention of some perverted old man, burn some book, get 2,000,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.91,0:12:53.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be a cinch.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.19,0:12:54.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Break a leg!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.34,0:12:55.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.87,0:13:03.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A maid recruit?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.49,0:13:03.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.10,0:13:08.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems you came because of the advertisement our Master placed for maids.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.35,0:13:11.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you call for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.60,0:13:12.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There he is!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.97,0:13:14.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.17,0:13:16.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for having me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.56,0:13:19.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm breaking out in goosebumps!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.35,0:13:20.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta bear it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.50,0:13:23.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks. Go home, ugly. {edit: if all of them were fat, then "fatty" would be ironic, but in this case, they're all just ugly, so it should probably be "ugly.}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.20,0:13:26.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.85,0:13:28.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on home, ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.42,0:13:29.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.69,0:13:32.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For a person as magnificent as myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.80,0:13:36.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...only beautiful girls will do!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.15,0:13:39.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Master...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.72,0:13:42.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so wonderful...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.31,0:13:44.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Master, you're super cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.79,0:13:46.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugly, go home now, 'kay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.75,0:13:51.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So much for sex appeal. {went non-literal to make lucy's reply make more sense}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.23,0:13:52.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not the problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.07,0:13:55.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That Everlue guy just has a really whacked out sense of beauty!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.31,0:13:56.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.17,0:13:58.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so frustrating!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.60,0:14:01.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! In that case we'll go with Plan T!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.86,0:14:05.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! I'll never forgive that old fart!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.48,0:14:07.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what's Plan T?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.64,0:14:09.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The T is for "Take them head-on!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.74,0:14:11.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How exactly is that a plan?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.99,0:14:14.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,More foolish wizards have shown up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.99,0:14:16.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't they learned their lesson? {question: This line goes by pretty fast. Is it necessary? Can it be deleted, and the time given to the previous subtitle?}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.00,0:14:19.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're from Fairy Tail this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.38,0:14:23.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Safe and sound.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.88,0:14:24.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Happy!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.94,0:14:25.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.57,0:14:27.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.20,0:14:30.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What part of "take them head-on" don't you get?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.06,0:14:32.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We should have just busted through the front gate!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.61,0:14:35.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! If we're careless the army will show up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.47,0:14:36.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.73,0:14:38.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you say you'd never forgive that guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.21,0:14:40.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed, he'll get what's coming to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.38,0:14:45.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only am I gonna burn that book, I'm gonna hide his shoes or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.68,0:14:47.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, how petty.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.16,0:14:48.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.81,0:14:51.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, this seems to be a storeroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.82,0:14:54.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, look!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.99,0:14:56.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lookin' good, Happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.72,0:15:02.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, you plan on searching through each room?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.85,0:15:03.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.72,0:15:07.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn't it be faster to grab someone and ask them where the book it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.15,0:15:08.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.21,0:15:11.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're infiltrating without anyone finding out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.07,0:15:13.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all ninja and stuff, isn't it cool?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.80,0:15:15.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninja?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.90,0:15:18.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he's got some weird mental image again...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.02,0:15:20.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The intruders have been located!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.06,0:15:21.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Eliminating them!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.27,0:15:22.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're here!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.99,0:15:25.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a ghost!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.98,0:15:27.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.61,0:15:30.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Virgo Attack! {edit: she's the Celestial Spirit Virgo.}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.56,0:15:33.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, take that off already.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.15,0:15:40.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ninja!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.46,0:15:45.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't have them discovering us-de gozaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.18,0:15:46.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nin-nin!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.00,0:15:46.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nin-nin!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.94,0:15:49.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cause we were just as noisy as usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.69,0:15:54.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a mountain of books-de gozaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.28,0:15:56.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye! -de gozaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.64,0:15:59.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That old man's actually quite a reader, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.65,0:16:00.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's search!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.75,0:16:01.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.56,0:16:06.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to find 1 book in all of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.75,0:16:07.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I found a porno!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.94,0:16:09.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,An encyclopedia of fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.74,0:16:11.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I found the golden book!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.70,0:16:16.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And hey, search seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.53,0:16:18.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daybreak? {question: doesn't Happy have a line here saying, "You mean, like "Dawn?"}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.78,0:16:20.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, dawn?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.49,0:16:22.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We found it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.84,0:16:23.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.50,0:16:25.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What an easy 2,000,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.38,0:16:27.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's burn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.02,0:16:28.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty simple, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.24,0:16:29.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a sec!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.51,0:16:31.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, this was written by Kemu Zaleon!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.96,0:16:32.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kemu?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.89,0:16:35.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a wizard who was also a novelist!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.88,0:16:38.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a huge fan!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.39,0:16:42.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I'd read every book he wrote, but maybe this is an unpublished work?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.71,0:16:44.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, let's hurry and burn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.69,0:16:47.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? This is important cultural heritage!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.27,0:16:49.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Burning it is out of the question!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.21,0:16:50.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're abandoning the mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.44,0:16:52.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't I say I was a huge fan?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.09,0:16:53.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just burn 'em both. {a bit non-literal here}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.83,0:16:58.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we tell him that we burned it, and I keep it...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.04,0:16:59.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.37,0:16:59.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.91,0:17:01.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.66,0:17:07.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you intruders are after Daybreak, are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.51,0:17:11.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See, this is what you get for hesitating.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.30,0:17:12.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.43,0:17:14.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What have you done to your mansion's floor?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.82,0:17:19.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought that you wizards were all coming to search for something,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.53,0:17:21.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and it turns out it was that stupid book!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.92,0:17:23.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stupid?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.25,0:17:26.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A book that the client wanted destroyed for 2,000,000 jewel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.41,0:17:30.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And even the person keeping it, Everlue, calls it stupid?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.28,0:17:34.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So wait... It's okay if I take it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.32,0:17:37.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No! What's mine is mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.43,0:17:37.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Miser.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.96,0:17:39.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, ugly.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.62,0:17:43.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then how about we burn it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.38,0:17:45.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No! I won't let you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.79,0:17:47.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lucy, this is our job!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.43,0:17:49.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At least let me read it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.86,0:17:50.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.16,0:17:54.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Enough nonsense! Do you realize who I am? Get your filthy hands off my book!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.86,0:17:57.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanish Brothers!  {I send a list to Mashima, and he usually has a lot of corrections. He didn't correct this, so I have to assume he wanted it to be Vanish}{editor: you sure this isn't supposed to be "banish?"  the alliteration would make more sense this way}
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.26,0:18:01.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Good afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.36,0:18:06.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even mother would be surprised to see these two brats are Fairy Tail wizards.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.48,0:18:10.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That mark! They're from the mercenary guild, the "South Wolves!" {note: I used the word "southern" in the manga -- but yours is correct too}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.52,0:18:13.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you hired these guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.18,0:18:14.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.09,0:18:18.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wolves are always hungry, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.05,0:18:19.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Prepare yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.63,0:18:22.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Natsu, buy me some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.02,0:18:25.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think there's some secret to this book.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.11,0:18:29.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Secret?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.07,0:18:30.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't notice myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.95,0:18:34.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe there's some treasure map hidden in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.54,0:18:38.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go after the girl! Eliminate the brat!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.46,0:18:39.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.77,0:18:41.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy, take care of Lucy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.70,0:18:43.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll back you up!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.65,0:18:45.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.32,0:18:46.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be fine on my own.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.22,0:18:49.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! I'm tellin' mother on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.98,0:18:52.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm yourself. Cool down.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.32,0:18:54.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, fire wizard.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.60,0:18:56.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? How'd you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.44,0:18:59.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fire was wrapping your legs when you defeated Virgo.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.62,0:19:03.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no mistaking it; you are an ability-type fire wizard.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.01,0:19:08.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of which, "Ability-type" means someone like Natsu who uses magic on their own body.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.61,0:19:13.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone like Lucy who uses items for magic is called a "Holder-type."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.42,0:19:16.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I guess you're all prepared for this, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.59,0:19:20.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll burn you to a smoldering crisp!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.79,0:19:27.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry to say this, but we are especially skilled against fire wizards.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.40,0:19:38.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You might be from Fairy Tail, but in the end you're just a wizard.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.76,0:19:41.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're no match for professional fighters like us mercenaries.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.28,0:19:44.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's all you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.45,0:19:47.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother, he's talking trash to us!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.10,0:19:50.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what a wizard's weakness is?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.56,0:19:52.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean transportation?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.74,0:19:55.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that might just be a personal issue you have...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.66,0:19:56.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's totally talking trash to us!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.31,0:20:00.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Their weakness is their bodies!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.42,0:20:04.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To train oneself in magic takes discipline of mental focus!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.47,0:20:08.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And as a result you end up lacking the training of your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.56,0:20:13.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, against people like us who train our bodies daily...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.63,0:20:15.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't match our power and speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.95,0:20:17.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, so scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.90,0:20:20.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, when are you going to get serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.29,0:20:23.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother, do the combination attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.32,0:20:25.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.78,0:20:27.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Finishing Move: Destruction of Heaven and Earth!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.64,0:20:28.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.87,0:20:33.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,These are wind-reader glasses. {note: I called them "gale-force reading glasses" in the manga}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.31,0:20:37.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A magic item that allows you to read books extremely quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.53,0:20:40.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe this book contains such a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.70,0:20:44.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What did you find?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.61,0:20:46.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me the secret to my book!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.75,0:20:50.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the lowest of the low!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.31,0:20:52.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're an enemy of literature!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.60,0:20:57.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Face toward heaven and...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.97,0:20:59.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...earth is where we be!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.25,0:21:05.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Face the earth and...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.36,0:21:07.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...heaven is where we be!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.54,0:21:10.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Vanish Brother's combination attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.44,0:21:12.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Finishing Move: Destruction of Heaven and Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.73,0:21:15.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no one that can survive this atta-
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.91,0:21:18.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you saying about surviving that attack?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.83,0:21:20.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.64,0:21:23.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll blow you away with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.80,0:21:25.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Roar of the Fire Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.44,0:21:30.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here comes the fire magic!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.60,0:21:31.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's over!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.63,0:21:35.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Flame Cooking!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.04,0:21:40.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck up all the flames, transform it, and spew it back!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.32,0:21:49.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Fairy barbecue!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.55,0:21:50.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.25,0:21:57.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.71,0:22:00.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I've eaten, I'm all revved up!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.23,0:22:03.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.01,0:22:11.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.38,0:22:22.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap, I think I overdid it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.75,0:23:58.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Boyoyoyoyoyo! It's Mira! {edit: Mira is adopting Everlue's  signature laugh, boyoyoyoyo}
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.69,0:24:00.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mira-san, what's gotten into you?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.97,0:24:02.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it novel?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.15,0:24:04.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it'd be a new fad in Fairy Tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:04.46,0:24:06.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, there's no way, no how.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:06.82,0:24:09.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure? I thought it sounded cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.56,0:24:11.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, see Lucy?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.12,0:24:13.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Boyoyoyoyoyo!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.00,0:24:15.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Never move like that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.22,0:24:18.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: Dear Kaby.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.22,0:24:21.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stayed tuned for more "Boyoyoyoyo" next time on Fairy Tail!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.11,0:24:24.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel a sudden chill...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.69,0:24:27.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,