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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<insert intro equivalent exchange bullshit here>
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.97,0:00:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<intro faggot tree>
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.46,0:02:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aren't you two here to see those fake miracles
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.75,0:02:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<god bullshit here>
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.72,0:02:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm short blahblah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.66,0:02:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm disagreeing with you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.66,0:02:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks for meal, bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.48,0:02:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey, faggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.27,0:02:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry sorry, we'll fix it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.35,0:02:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll... fix it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.35,0:02:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just watch, faggot
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.70,0:02:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heeeeere we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.56,0:02:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how's that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.23,0:02:40.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a miracle, you should go visit our preacher. he also does miracles and will slaughter you with his fake philosopher's stone
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.42,0:02:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.58,0:02:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'ma blow our cover. we're alchemists.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.69,0:02:46.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<insert amazement about alchemists here>
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.11,0:02:48.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're the elric brothers
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.95,0:02:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,er ri kku?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.46,0:02:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i've heard of him! he's the fullmetal alchemist, edward elrikku!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.15,0:03:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<armor fetish>
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.61,0:03:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm not him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.03,0:03:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<anger management>
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.83,0:03:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who the fuck is that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.26,0:03:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's our priest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.78,0:03:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he does miracles.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.47,0:03:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he must have the philosopher's stone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.41,0:03:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you think it is 
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.46,0:04:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,obv alchemy, faggot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.39,0:04:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gonna steal that shit
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.47,0:04:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, gonna fuck him in the ass w/ my metal penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.53,0:04:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i didn't bring any lube.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.32,0:04:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the final boss is gonna be... that inko parrot from toradora
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.42,0:04:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,god, bring back my booty call.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.68,0:04:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm here to crush your dreams, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.45,0:04:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blahblah
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.75,0:04:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're wrong, lemme lecture you on alchemy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.62,0:04:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's ok, i'll trust in god's wonderful miracles
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.07,0:04:55.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trust trust trust
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.13,0:05:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're dumb, you really believe in this shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.48,0:05:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<recipe for human beings>
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.91,0:05:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lvl not high enough to cast life1
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.67,0:05:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<defiant bitch>
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.84,0:05:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<more ignoramous>
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.45,0:05:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,life1 is #1 spell that can't be cast.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.43,0:06:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i'm ignoring your logic
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.13,0:06:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alchemy won't let you cast life1. instead, you lose your brother and an arm and receive infinite knowledge that makes you instanly good at all alchemy.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.12,0:06:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gunna summon ceresuteru biingu on ur ass if you don't stfu.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.56,0:06:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<final words of warning>
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.15,0:06:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,btw, u see your priest's philosopher's stone?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.37,0:06:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yah, ofc, i see it every night when he pounds his rock hard cock into me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.53,0:07:01.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elrikku kyoudai invasion!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.84,0:07:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flies. wait, elrikku brothers, dattou?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.73,0:07:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, it's them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is bad, the fma, ee, is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.41,0:07:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,huh, you don't mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.20,0:07:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, keep sucking, bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.43,0:07:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whate are state alchemists doing way out here? could it be that they saw through our keikaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.91,0:07:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll kill them ^_^
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.04,0:07:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a new challenger appears!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.19,0:07:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<rose acting surprised>
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.81,0:07:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're demons
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.38,0:08:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time to kick your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.28,0:08:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did anyone even notice that i skipped a couple lines?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.52,0:08:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alchemy is a means to end. i got laid w/ rose cause of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.64,0:09:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blahblahblah, legend of philosopher's stone here, blahblahblah
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.77,0:09:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they gonna fight already?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.57,0:09:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we fightan yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.24,0:09:58.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rose, shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.49,0:10:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.25,0:10:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<lover's spout>sorry, i gotta shoot you, i believe his lies more than i believe you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.95,0:10:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then, shoot you ho
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.08,0:11:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chimera gonna eet u up
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.41,0:12:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<it should be pretty obv what's been said so far, even w/o my tl>
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.61,0:12:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,<insert generic laughing rant about how ed's an idiot for casting life1>
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.54,0:17:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watch me unscrew my head from my body that doesn't exist
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.50,0:19:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then the goa'uld will rule the earth!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.68,0:19:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will bow before your god!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.98,0:20:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,r-reboundu da?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.99,0:20:52.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magnablasto!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.31,0:20:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,energist!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.09,0:23:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't gluttony~ <god her voice is so sexy>
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.33,0:27:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,next episode you shouldn't need subs for either since it's obvious what happens and what's said
Dialogue: 0,0:27:39.96,0:27:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,